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i don’t do “crushes”

i’m either in love with someone or i’m not

and when i am, i don’t stop for months 

and it hurts 

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Polly Vadasz ruining the British education system one hair style at a time

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just

want

to

hug

someone

while

in

panties

god

damn

it

cute

sigh

love

me

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i think i instinctively distance myself from people so it doesn’t hurt so much when they leave 

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fucking kony up to no good

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no offence but boys are idiots and my dad agrees and he said polly don’t bother with teenage boys all they want is sex believe me i was one and i was like DAD but he speaks the truth they are programmed to follow their penis n i feel sorry for them but also want to hit em all with bass ball bats god damn it this text post rant sigh thoughts spilling

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do you ever get that emotional wave of fuck my life is boring

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who remembers IMVU omg i want to die i was such an internet slut when i was 10

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never have the confidence to talk to attractive guys because they wouldn’t talk back and then i’d have to dig a hole and jump in it tbh

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TBH mum if you’re gonna walk into my room without knocking don’t be surprised when i’m naked

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miss feeling wanted :(

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how do you get a bigger bum without eating burgers 

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the clock hits 11pm and tumblr becomes porn hub

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does anybody else wonder how fish have sex or is that just me 

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girls on here with their fukin sxc “just had a shower lol imagine me naked” pictures and i look like a drowned raccoon in a towel 

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